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JOHN KERRY

The latest arrival to Political Pet Toys is none other than Senator John Kerry the democratic candiate who will be going up against Mr Bush for this years presidential election, so lets see if this rich kid from the north can beat a rich kid from the south.

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GEORGE W. BUSH

The guy who brought you the “Axis of Evil” speech. This is the perfect dog toy for Democrats who think that Bush’s brother in Florida gave him the presidency.

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BIN LADEN

The most wanted man on Earth! There’s nothing more we can say about this evil bastard. Just let your dog decide his fate.

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SADDAM

The most wanted man on Earth! There’s nothing more we can say about this evil bastard. Just let your dog decide his fate.

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SLICK WILLY

This 2-term President has more moral faults than an Ally Cat on heat. The perfect toy for all Republicans – especially after the impeachment failing.

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HILARY FROM N.Y.

The wife of the ‘Ally Cat’ or the most hated woman in America? We will let your dog decide that.

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I.R.$ TAX MAN

He screws all of you at tax time. Hunting you down no matter if you’re left or right. Remember – he was the only guy who could bring down Al Capone.

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